Menu's

Welcome to No Monkey Business, your go-to spot on Main Street in Keswick for a brunch experience that's both heartwarming and delightful—without a drop of alcohol in sight. It's here that we embrace the joy of morning light, good company, and the finest flavors that make waking up the best part of your day.

Feast on Favorites and Discover New Delights
From 9 AM to 5 PM, our doors are open wide, inviting you to explore a brunch menu that's rich in variety and big on taste. Whether you're craving the savory satisfaction of our Turkish eggs , the innovative twist of our sweet French toast , or the comforting classic of Avocado Toast , we've got your morning cravings covered.

And for those with a sweet tooth, prepare to fall in love with our range of homemade cakes. Baked with passion and served with a smile, each slice is a testament to the simple pleasures of life. Whether you're in the mood for something decadently chocolate or refreshingly fruity, our cakes are the perfect complement to your brunch.

Sip on Excellence with Ozone Coffee
What's a great meal without the perfect drink to accompany it? At No Monkey Business, we're proud to serve Ozone Coffee, a brand synonymous with quality and sustainability. Whether you prefer your brew rich and robust or light and uplifting, our Ozone Coffee selections are the perfect morning pick-me-up, ensuring every sip is as satisfying as the last.

The Heart of Keswick's Alcohol-Free Brunch Scene
Nestled comfortably on Main Street, No Monkey Business offers both cozy indoor vibes and blissful outdoor seating. It's the perfect backdrop for any brunch occasion, from joyful gatherings with friends to peaceful moments of solo reflection. Plus, our commitment to sustainability means that with every visit, you're supporting local Keswick producers and enjoying the freshest flavors seasonally available.

Your Morning Ritual Awaits
Brunch at No Monkey Business isn't just a meal; it's a celebration of the best parts of your day. So why not make us a part of your morning ritual? With homemade cakes that tempt and tease, and Ozone Coffee that awakens and invigorates, your search for the perfect Keswick brunch spot ends here.

Stay connected with us on social media for the latest menu updates and special brunch happenings. We can't wait to welcome you to a morning experience where every detail is designed for delight.

No Monkey Business: Where Brunch Becomes An Experience, Minus the Alcohol.

Hey there! When the day winds down in Keswick, No Monkey Business on Main Street is where the cool, relaxed evening vibes pick up. Here, we're all about good times, great food, and even better company – minus the alcohol. So, come on over, why don’t you?

Grab a Plate, Share a Laugh
Our evening's all about those small plates that pack a punch and flatbread-style pizzas that are just too good not to share. Fancy a little bit of everything? That’s the spirit! Our menu’s perfect for nibbling, sharing, and having a laugh over, with flavors that are as rich and diverse as the company you’ll find here.

Flatbread Pizzas & Mountain Views
Speaking of good company, our flatbread-style pizzas are the perfect companion for an evening chill. Each one comes loaded with toppings that are a bit out-of-the-box and a lot delicious. Best enjoyed with a side of those stunning Keswick mountain views – just glance out the window or settle down outside. It’s pretty hard to beat pizza with a view, right?

Drinks Without the Hangover
And hey, what’s a tasty bite without something just as good to wash it down with? We’ve got alcohol-free wines that’ll surprise you, beers that are refreshingly crisp, and cocktails that are all about fun flavors without the next-day regret. Whether you're toasting to the day that was or the night that's yet to unfold, we’ve got you covered.

Easy Evenings in Keswick
Tucked away on Main Street, No Monkey Business is your laid-back spot for when you're feeling social, celebrating something special, or just in the mood to treat yourself. Our menu’s ready to satisfy those evening cravings, and our selection of drinks ensures there's always something new to try.

Why Not Drop By?
So, next time the evening calls for something a bit special, think of us. With a backdrop of the mountains and a menu that's all about good times, we're here to make sure your nights are as fulfilling as your days – all without the booze.

Keep up with what’s going down by following us on social media. We’re always cooking up something fun. See you soon at Keswick’s go-to spot for an evening out, No Monkey Business.

No Monkey Business: Great Nights, No Regrets.

Welcome to the heart of Keswick at No Monkey Business, where we're shaking things up with our alcohol-free drinks menu. Who says you need alcohol to have a good time? Not us! Whether you’re here for the laughs, the food, or just to soak in those mountain views, our drink selection is here to prove that you can party hearty without the alcohol.

Cocktails That Mix It Up
Dive into our cocktail menu that’s all about big flavors without the buzz. Fancy a tropical escape? Our alcohol-free Mojito will whisk you away to sandy beaches and sunny skies. More in a cozy mood? A spiced Apple No-Groni warms you right up. Our mixologists are magicians, and their potions? Well, they’re all about fun without the compromise.

Drafts on Tap - Yes, Really
You heard that right! Pull up a chair and enjoy a pint from our selection of alcohol-free drafts. Crisp, refreshing, and totally booze-free, our draft options are perfect for sipping as you take in a game, chat with friends, or just relax after a long day exploring Keswick. It’s the pub experience you love, minus the alcohol.

Bottles for Every Taste
Our shelves are stocked with a variety of alcohol-free bottled beers, from lagers to stouts, each offering its own unique taste and experience. Whether you're a beer aficionado or just beer-curious, our bottled selections are a great way to explore different styles and find your new favorite.

Wine Without the Whine
Yes, we have wine, and no, we haven’t forgotten the ‘alcohol-free’ part. Our wine selection includes reds, whites, and even some sparkles for those celebratory moments, all without alcohol. Enjoy the complexity and the ritual of wine drinking without any of the side effects. Perfect for toasting to the good times or enjoying with our delicious small plates and pizzas.

A Drink for Every Reason and Season
At No Monkey Business, we believe that every great meal, every toast, and every celebration can be had with an alcohol-free option in hand. Our drinks menu is curated with care, ensuring there’s something for everyone. So, come on in, find your spot, and let us pour you a drink that’s all about the taste and none of the alcohol.

Ready to raise a glass to a new kind of night out in Keswick? We thought so. Swing by and let us introduce you to the alcohol-free revolution that's sweeping the scene. Cheers to good times, great drinks, and making memories at No Monkey Business.

No Monkey Business: Where the Drinks Flow and the Spirits Stay High.