Cumbria's First No and Low Cocktail Bar

Welcome to No Monkey Business – Keswick’s Go-To for Great Times and Great Eats, Minus the Booze

Hey there! Glad you found us. We're No Monkey Business, nestled right in the heart of Keswick on Main Street. Here, we're all about proving that you can have an absolute blast without a drop of alcohol in sight.

The Lowdown on Us
We're your cozy corner in Keswick for laughs, good company, and even better times—all alcohol-free. Whether you're a local or just wandering through, we're here to show you the brighter side of sober living with a splash of fun.

Chill Vibes Inside and Out
Whether you’re in the mood to lounge indoors or catch some rays outside, we’ve set up the perfect spots for you. Our place is all about kicking back in style, whether that means diving into a book with a mocktail in hand or enjoying the night air with your crew.

Good Eats All Day
And hey, we haven’t even gotten to the best part yet—our food! Start your day right with our brunch menu, available from 9 AM to 5 PM. We’re talking about mouth-watering dishes that’ll have you setting alarms just to wake up for them.

As the day rolls on, we switch gears to our evening fare of small plates and pizzas, served up until 9 PM. Whether you’re here for the tangy, tantalizing flavors of our meticulously crafted small plates or the hearty, comforting goodness of our pizzas, we’ve got your cravings covered.

Beyond Just a Bar
Quiz Nights? Check. Craft Nights? You bet. Board games for days? Absolutely. We're all about keeping the good times rolling without needing a drink to toast with. Whether you’re here to show off your trivia skills, get your craft on, or just play some classic board games, we’ve got something for everyone.

So, next time you find yourself on Main Street in Keswick and you're in the mood for some fun without the fuzziness of alcohol, swing by No Monkey Business. We’re all about good food, great mocktails, and even better company.

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No Monkey Business: Great Food, Great Times, No Booze Required.